Do you expect me to talk? No mister Bond, I expect you to strip.

Once again it is time to look at the world of James Bond. These movies offer everything. They have action. They have adventure. They have cheesy one liners. And of course, they have Bond girls.

Many Bond girls, from classics like Ursula Andress and Honor Blackman to the recent ones like Denise Richards and Halle Barry, have leant their talents and beauty to the Bond legacy. And while watching these goddesses of cinema grace the screen, one cannot help but think "damn it, why don't these movies have nudity?" Well my young padwans, as the following article explains a few rumors suggest that you may finally get your wish:

http://www.lse.co.uk/ShowbizNews.asp?Code=FD201707X&headline=craigs_naked_bond

That's right, we may finally get some nudity in a Bond movie. It appears that God does indeed listen to prayers of young men everywhere and that if you pester him enough he may finally relent. Two things become readily apparent however. The first thing is that God has a sense of humor and the second is that young men everywhere need to learn to be more specific.

Daniel Craig has agreed to full frontal nudity.

Craig has obviously grown tired of people (including yours truly) implying that he is not man enough to play the role. His response apparently was to offer to whip it out.

Touché Craig. Touché.

According to the article, an insider is quoted as saying "She [producer Barbara Broccoli] wants to show the world that Craig is all man. He has no problems with full-frontal nudity and it shows." Hopefully Broccoli will realize that even if Craig has no problem with full frontal nudity, no one wants to see that. I mean really.