Social interaction if for loosers

Suddenly, not having a girlfiend is not so much of a bad thing. I recieved a wonderful phone call today from the fine people at EB Games telling me at long last the XBox 360 I pre-ordered back in October is available to be picked up.

YES!!!!!

So, as you can see, even if I had a girlfriend she most likely would dump me in a few weeks anyway because of neglect I will have shown her between now and then. End result would be the same, but starting without one means that the process is a whole bunch smoother.

I would write more, but I have to set up the 360 and play Dead of Alive 4. Who needs real girls when you can play a game involving unrealistically attractive and beatifully rendered girls beating the crap out of each other?